|July 2006 - and
Rants and Raves now has a new home. To read the latest
columns, visit the Bitwise
Colour Supplement - BW2...
who needs 'em! Huw rails against the forces
of convention determined to homogenise the
on the trail of the 'perfect CMS', this month Huw is
seduced by a Belgian squirrel... Read
deletes his blog, narrowly
avoids a fight with the dog and
fumes over cascading style sheets..... Read
which Huw strips down to his ostrich feathers and learns
the cooch dance while sheltering from the storm... Read
in a darkened elevator, Huw muses upon crashed discs
- of the both PC and Martian variety... Read
downloading music? The good guys, the
bad guys - and where to find wonderful music for free. Read
and isolated, Huw waits for the postman while
his dog wonders where her next Bonio is coming
Opera to Disco - Huw may have changed his browser but
his dubious musical tastes remain unaltered. Read
may be the face of the future. But it feels like
a step into pre-history. Huw is reluctant to put on
the style. Read on...
Gay Boyfriend, a hobbit stewing potatoes and a troupe
of singing badgers - and all thanks to broadband. Read
an effort to understand terrorism, Huw deserts the
BBC in favour of a man who wears horns on his head.
from Dr Who withdrawal symptoms, Huw goes in search
of TV science fiction and ends up on the campaign
trail. Read on...
Potter's more debauched rival, the male pop star who's
turning into Mae West and a new way to stumble upon
web sites. Read on...
cannibals to corpses, EBay will sell you anything!
But Huw isn't in a buying mood after battling with
Outlook Express. Read on...
blog and finding a suitably racy subject to blog about.
This month Huw puts his diary online. Read on...
This month, Huw rambles through Vue 5's virtual worlds while his dog spends happy hours eating the furniture. Read on...
Phishing scams purporting to come from EBay and Paypal try to cheat Huw out of the Collingbourne millions. Read on...
Ten years ago after Windows 95 was announced, has it lived up to Microsoft's promises? Oh, and then there's the wombat. Read on...
Naked models, financial impropriety and corruption plus an undocumented secret of Microsoft Word. Read on...
World creation with Mojoworld, language learning online, a handy utility for printing booklets - and Nicholas Parsons. Read on...
An exclusive interview with Britain's favourite Australian (if you don't count Kylie and Dame Edna, that is). Rolf Harris! Read on...
Alien Technology and Area 51, I look for the truth in the deserts of Nevada then come home to fume about Microsoft's animated paperclip. Read on...
C compilers and the difference a Z can make to New
Zork Times. The first ever Rants and Raves lovingly
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